Poor Dermot Gallagher. He misjudges the seriousness of the Ben Thatcher incident and gets booted off the Premiership referees list. Like him, we knew straight away that it was a nasty collision. But we only realised the very deliberate intent after watching it on TV super slow-motion replay.
Gallagher is essentially the scapegoat for FIFA’s absurd refusal to sanction a) a fifth official with a TV monitor and b) to allow a referee’s decision to be altered post-match. Yes, referees make some poor mistakes. But we are guilty of asking one man to perform as well as 16 differently angled TV cameras. And then we are demoting him when he can not. It’s madness.
I’ll look at the specifics of the game and do playa ratings later but for now I wanted to talk about the whole walking-in issue. I’m probably doing it the wrong way round, but sod it. (Update Monday morning: It’s probably too late to do a report and ratings now. And I need to rush to work.)
Like many of us, I seem to have spent most of the first week of the season screaming either “just f***ing shoot”, “go out wide for once in your bloody life”. It’s been frustrating viewing and very quickly the comfortable conclusion has been drawn that we are guilty of trying to walk the ball into the net.
And it’s a fair criticism on the whole - but a little misguided too. It suggests we have suddenly changed our game, taken on a whole new approach if you like. We haven’t. We’re just a little off form. The difference between us and other sides is that where as Chelsea off form will consist of Lampard firing five yards wide, our virtually unique style of play makes our failings so much more visible.
Unlike other sides, there are hardly any percentage balls and very few thoughts of trying something a hundred times on the basis it will eventually come off. Each move is individually crafted, requiring immaculate execution for it to work. If the slightest thing goes wrong, the chance is basically gone - you only need to see Henry’s reaction when things go awry.
And it is infuriating. But, and this is the major but, it is also proven to be the best system. Just look at our scoring rates over the last few years. Look at how when it works well, we are more electric than even Chelsea can manage. Look at it’s greatest proponent, the man who always looks for a better placed team-mate, the one who lays into the Alan Shearer theory of a striker is a striker and he will always shoot. Yep, it’s Thierry Henry, who in the only season in the last four when he was not named player of the year still notched just the 25 goals from 31 appearances.
He and Arsenal have comprehensively proved that if you are good enough (as we are), always looking for that better placed team-mate is what will reap rewards.
So yes, it’s infuriating. And yes, when we’re not playing that well it would probably serve us well to get a few more balls into the box (look where this season’s goals have come from) and to shoot a bit more in the hope one might deflect Lampard style. But remember, what we are doing at the moment is nothing new, it’s what we have been doing for years and it works. It’s just that when it doesn’t come off, the visible effect is so much more obvious.