Everton 1 Arsenal 4: Not our prettiest 4-1 win. Match report + player ratings.
30 December 2007 | 37 Comments »Everton 1 Arsenal 4
THIS was a game of four chances - three taken by Cahill’s poke and two Eduardo soft shoe shuffles, one spurned by the head of Yakubu.
For all their first-half domination and sweeping play, Everton’s goal was their only opportunity. It is a failing we know well.
Northernised, every cliche about them bullying us out of play was coming true. And most galling of all it was all perfectly legal.
Stilted by a front six that was 50 per cent Carling Cup, we offered little. And the after the Aston Villa show from Cesc and Hleb continued.
The speediness of the equaliser was as unexpected as it’s directness. But then this is a team that has learned that not every goal has to be perfect. The directness sparked umbrage from David Moyes - perhaps spoilt by the quality of the 4-1 and 7-0 spankings
dished out to his side three years ago. By those standards, this eventual drubbing was fairly rough and ready.
In those ten or so minutes after the break, Eduardo probably made a more telling contribution than anything Francis Jeffers did in his entire Arsenal career. With luck, comparisons can now cease. The boy appears to bob and dip on confidence. When absent, his frame appears to meek for even the most simple control and lay off.
When present, little appears capable of halting his route to goal. And so it proved yesterday with two clinical finishes.
Yakubu’s header wide at 1-1 was crucial. There followed huff, but not a lot of puff from Everton.
Nicklas Bendtner’s can have no complaints. That it was probably borne out of stupidity rather than the malice with which Crouch scythed down Mikel a fortnight ago matters little.
I’m all for tackles like Bendtner’s being punished - but the sanctimonious pundits shaking their heads at how two footers have suddenly crept into our game are having a laugh.
The tackles have always been there - it’s just that more often than not those same pundits have dismissed them as “accidents” and “part and parcel of the game”, while perpetrators are excused as “not that kind of player”.
The reality is that sometimes these tackles are deliberate and often they are not. But either way they are dangerous and deserve punishment.
Only Martin Atkinson was at fault for Arteta’s dismissal. Perfectly placed to see the arm was not straight, a red card was excessive. Cesc going down with no exaggeration - staying down for so long perhaps was so. But Martin Atkinson took all of two seconds to show the card, so frankly it’s irrelevant.
As one friend pointed out, if your best mate went down like Cesc did in a bar room brawl you may feel a little let down.
But this was no pub and any exaggeration from Cesc was nothing compared to how Arteta, then Yakubu and then Saint Phillip of Neville of all people threw themselves to the ground. Spot that Moyesie?
There followed a fourth, where Tomas Rosicky did nothing to dispel the insinuation that he only scores when games are won. It’s unfair frankly - of his six this season, the one against Sparta was an opener, the fizzer against Pompey came a minute after Senderos had gone and we were nervy and the Wigan and Bolton goals guaranteed wins rather than adding cherries to already iced cakes.
The Boro one was admittedly pointless, but he can hardly be blamed for yesterday’s last minute effort given he was only sent on 90 seconds earlier.
Anyway, I digress. Given this is a bad spell and given the three changes, this was no bad result. 4-1 flattered us admittedly but a win was well deserved.
United lost of course, which we are contractually obliged to call an “aberration”, whereas when we draw at Pompey it’s an expose of our failures.
If we don’t speak before, a Happy New Year to you all. It’s been a record breaking year here on Goodplaya, with almost exactly twice as many visitors in 2007 than in 2006. And all that in spite of match reviews posted over 24 hours after the game, compltely irregular postings and other updates written when very tired and even occasionally tired and emotional.
Thanks for reading and I’ll see you in 2008.

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