PLAYA RATINGS
ALMUNIAOne shot to save all game and he held it very well.

7.5
SAGNA
Up close you see just how physically strong and athletic the guy is. Kept Newcastle very quiet. Never reacts when he gets kicked, which must be infuriating for the opposition.

7.5
GALLAS
A quite uncharacteristic miss early on. Otherwise fine.

7
KOLOOne good shooting opportunity that he rightly took on. Looked fairly solid, although was drawn towards ball for the Owen chance.

7
CLICHY
Really bombed forward at times and in the second half he just seems to become phenomenally strong. Incredible energy, great running and after five years, he finally broke his duck: we saw a shot on target.

8.5
DENILSON
A bit of a nightmare of a first half, where everything he touched seemed to go awry. But deserves credit for getting into the box and getting his shot away for the goal and after that he seemed to relax a little.

6.5
NASRIYou can see he was the little kid who grew-up playing on concrete with big kids. Shows genuine signs of being the second coming of Robert Pires. Runs with his head up, runs with purpose and knows where the goal is. And I know this might be by-the-by but when he did decide to retaliate against a player, he did something that is really annoying but can only ever be punished with a yellow card. Compare that to Hleb’s idiotic bitch slap at the end of last season.

8
EBOUE
There was the awful ball that led to the Owen chance. And then there was the brilliance for our goal and generally some really positive running. Look back at everything I have said and you will see I have never doubted his ability, just his application.

7.5
CESCFinds space and finds the killer balls almost without one noticing.

7.5
RVPSome excellent link-up play with Adebayor, a great penalty, a right-footed finish, a ridiculous shot off the bar that seen is person was quite scary and the requisite injury.

8
ADEBAYOR
Lots of good work, but is not quite there at the moment. These things often take time for strikers.

7
SUB: WALCOTT
Screwed up two pretty presentable chances but also went on a couple of great runs.

6.5
SUB: VELA
Much stronger than I imagined he would be. Sure, we were 3-0 up, but he was sharp, direct and a real pain for defenders. Also likes running with it.

7.5
SUB: SONG
The jitters are gone. Both his and mine. Hurrah.

7
Arsenal 3 Newcastle United 0
From Goodplaya at the Emirates
THIS was great stuff on a gorgeous day accompanied by a terrific atmosphere.
Firstly: Make no mistake, the booing of Adebayor did not end with a good performance. It ended beforehand when the majority, sick of the boos of a few being seen as the sentiment of the majority, pointedly went out of their way to sing his name. And quite right too.
Newcastle looked useful, but were destroyed. Perhaps opting for two up front rather than five in midfield was their undoing. Either way, we’d have beaten most teams. Again, Cesc clearly helped. But this was a performance based on far more than just him and when we play like that, there really is no better show in town.
Gallas missed an early sitter and RVP should have had a penalty. I felt a little sorry for Nzogbia on the one that was given. A spot-kick for handball is just about the cheapest chance of a goal you ever get in football and I wouldn’t object were some punished with just a free-kick in the box.
But RVP swept it into the inside of the side-netting and we deserved our lead.
Then, heavens above, we consolidated it. And even more astonishingly it was Comrade Eboue (fresh from losing possession for the clear Owen chance) who was at the heart of it.
He collected the ball, shifted it out of his feet, sped forward, laid a good ball out wide to Adebayor and continued into the box (seriously). Then when it came in, he looked up, saw RVP behind him and backheeled it perfectly for a right-footed finish from the Dutchman. Great goal.
Newcastle rallied after the break, Butt hitting the top of the bar with one of those never going in headers and Almunia holding another shot.
But you always sensed we were looking to spring Newcastle and spring em we did. Nasri sprinted towards the box and if we’re honest, Adebayor was guilty of screaming at him for a ball that was simply never on.
The move broke down, but we recovered and eventually Denilson slid home smartly for his first Premiership goal. Another midfielder in the penalty area. Most strange.
We were 3-0 up and coasting with half an hour to go. We hadn’t enjoyed that luxury for ages.
The upshot was that we could enjoy ourselves. RVP slammed an absurd shot off the bar, then got his customary kick. Fingers crossed.
It meant Carlos Vela got a debut and to be honest my initial thought was that in the Carlos Vela News web site newsroom, there would be fucking bedlam. Sure enough, after dutifully documenting every spit and cough (literally sometimes) of the young Mexican’s life, they have suitably gone to town on his Arsenal debut.
He was class by the way. Very ballsy and as if he’d told himself to expect a kicking and so challenge extra hard for everything. He’s direct as well.
We could have added more and we should have added more. But the fact we didn’t mattered little and that really is the great thing about keeping it tight, getting a lead and then pushing on and putting the game to bed.
Then right at the end we got Joey Barton, who jumped into and fairly won a tackle with Nasri while “inadvertently” crashing into our number 8’s ribs. After a snide, snarling grin from Barton our man dumped him to the ground with a gentle ankle tap.
Kevin Keegan reacted by saying Nasri should have been sent-off (factually wrong), by lambasting Nasri as he left the pitch and by then spouting off in the interviews.
I’ve usually plenty of time for Keegan, but on this Mr Keegan, you are being a grade A idiot.
His reaction was that of a man who had just witnessed someone inflict this or alternatively had just battered a 16 year-old.
Barton is a pariah, an outcast who deserves no sympathy. Whereas punishment for anyone else in a similar situation to his would have entailed the loss of one’s job, Newcastle’s bollockless in refusing to sack this scum is matched only by the other clubs who were ready to snap him up immediately and pay him top dollar.
I know he has an alcohol problem, but that snide, snarling (and presumably sober) grin told you everything you needed to know. Humbled by his time in jail? Matured by it? Wanting to blend quietly back in? Not a bit of it.
Which is what makes Keegan’s carping over a little kick that never had any prospect of doing any damage physical or psychological either short or long term really stick in the throat. You kept him, now expect the consequences.
Mark Lawrenson hit the nail on the head when he said Newcastle don’t seem to get what the rest of the country think of Barton.
Little Sammy probably had no idea who he had kicked. But as well as being an excellent footballer, he clearly has good taste too.
And one more thing Keegan. You say:
“I like Nasri - he’s a player we looked at for a possible signing.”
I suspect many Goodplaya readers have also looked at J Lo as a possible girlfriend.